It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news: Please
join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The
Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was
buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay
their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California
raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave
site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and
lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he was
still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and
Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
(I saw this and could not resist putting it on My blog)..!
Domina Erotica
join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The
Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was
buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay
their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California
raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave
site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and
lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he was
still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and
Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
(I saw this and could not resist putting it on My blog)..!
Domina Erotica
2 comments:
Just a few other facts about Doughboy, he was known by his friends as a very generous person, always sharing his wealth, when he was rolling in the dough. Also, a little know fact, he had one great grandson, Dill Dough. Doughboy astranged from his grandson, feeling his only calling in life was to , in Doughboy's words, “Stir the Soup”, and because of Dill Dough's reported relationship with Douche Bag, a known hoser.
Just a few other facts about Doughboy, he was known by his friends as a very generous person, always sharing his wealth, when he was rolling in the dough. Also, a little know fact, he had one great grandson, Dill Dough. Doughboy astranged from his grandson, feeling his only calling in life was to , in Doughboy's words, “Stir the Soup”, and because of Dill Dough's reported relationship with Douche Bag, a known hoser.
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